Trapeze Fan Mugs

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

"I've seen a tulip before."

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

DIY marriage counseling.

"Support the head."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Alberto Giacometti.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

The Four Flying Flynns...

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Easter bunny Island.

Therapy for the cow dependent

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Trampoline Balance

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'