Trapeze Fan Gifts

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

DIY marriage counseling.

"Support the head."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Viggo Mortensen

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'Help!'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Alberto Giacometti.

The Four Flying Flynns...

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Easter bunny Island.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Trampoline Balance

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'