Texting Rookies Gifts

'My grandma sent her first text to me. She used only vowels.'

Polly txt speak

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Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"I'm hexting."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Love at first text.

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Are you two still not texting?'

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Text in a bottle

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

I'm texting!