Texting Rookies Prints

'My grandma sent her first text to me. She used only vowels.'

Polly txt speak

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The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"I'm hexting."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Love at first text.

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Are you two still not texting?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Text in a bottle

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

I'm texting!