Texting Adventurers Prints

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Needs to get a life"

"Textin’"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."