Texting Virtuoso Prints

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Dog Messages

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."