Texting Expert Prints

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

"U txtn 2 me?"

Turtles Texting Each Other

So then we went

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

"Text, ding dong the witch is dead, followed by a smiley face emoji."

"My wife is a very emojical person."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

WTF?

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

7 More Dwarfs

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."