Troubadour Gifts

Musicians

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Whatever!

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Carols

Gypsy busker

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"