Tenancy Troubadour Gifts

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Gypsy busker

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Carols

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"