Tech Troubadour Gifts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Gypsy busker

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'Computer crashed again, Martin?'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

plain talk tech support: what the **#@%&** do you want?

"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"Your keyboard has filed assault charges against you. Next time you get frustrated with your computer, don't take it on the keyboard."

Calls made to call centres may cause extreme stress and anxiety...

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"

"First it tells you to create a password so complicated that you can't remember it, and then it locks you out when you forget what it was."