Tech Troubadour Gifts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

The train on the musical line

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Gypsy busker

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'Computer crashed again, Martin?'

Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Are you dialing with hands or paws?

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

plain talk tech support: what the **#@%&** do you want?

"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"Your keyboard has filed assault charges against you. Next time you get frustrated with your computer, don't take it on the keyboard."