Time-traveling Taste Explorer Gifts

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Grandma's caf

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Needs ketchup."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

Atomic Bear: Part 29

The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."