Culinary Time Traveler Gifts

"Appetizer is almost done."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Grandma's caf

"Fish and chips are off!"

Your Dinner is in the Past.

"What, you no have fire yet, here, we get you some fire."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'