Culinary Time Travel Gifts

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Grandma's caf

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

All-Day Breakfast

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"We succumbed to your hype."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'How was the squid?'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

A London gent abroad

Alphabet soup

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Please Wait and wait and wait.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

The Family Joules: Part 14

Our Troubled Chowders

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?