Chocolate Explorers Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Missing Easter Egg

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!