Chocolate Explorers Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Missing Easter Egg

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!