Cappuccino Conqueror Gifts

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'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Am Awful Crammer.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

A woman's work is never done!

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'To cook is to dare!'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Alexander the Greater.

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"Tea anyone?"

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'Here's our strategy. We drink straight black coffee, but we soften them up with double butterscotch cappuccino.'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."