Cappuccino Craver Gifts

"Coffee wants me."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Picking pastries.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Twitching coffee shop.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

"It's a mug's game!"

"Tea anyone?"

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

'Yo yo brother, I gotta bounce.'

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Here's our strategy. We drink straight black coffee, but we soften them up with double butterscotch cappuccino.'

'Henry is just back, but not really, from his vacation.'

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