Cappuccino Contemplator Gifts

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The Anti-Materialist

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

Albert Camus.

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Euro crisis

"I'm going on a retreat."

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

"Tea anyone?"

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

"It's a mug's game!"

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.