Coffee Contemplator Gifts

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

A month of Sundays

Boyfriend Shirt.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Questioning

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Professional woman in pub

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Albert Camus.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Euro crisis

"I bark, therefore I am."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Coffee Coven

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

Meditation for dogs

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"What if this is all there is?"

Happy Stir up Sunday!!