'We need more cake shows!'
Pastry Provocateur Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the cheeky spirit of a pastry provocateur? Our collection blends humor, creativity, and culinary flair, making it ideal for baking enthusiasts who love to experiment and add a bit of provocative fun to their pastry creations. Whether it's a witty mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that sparks joy and inspires their passion for pastry arts.
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."
Today's special... donuts.
"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'
The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.
Coffee shop
Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.
Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine
'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'
'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'
"You order the raspberry danish?"
"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"
Parisian man eating pastries
A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel
"George often brings his work home with him."
'Hey, honey bun!'
"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
She found baking helped enormously.
"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"
Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.
"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"
Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'
"Where's the Danish?"
Greedy child
Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'
"It sure is great to be back in France."
"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"
Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.
Introductory Police Training
'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.
Pastry Provocateur Gifts Collection
Pastry Provocateur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pastry provocateurs—bring humor and personality to every coffee break with designs that celebrate their love for baking mischief.
Pastry Provocateur Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that showcase their playful pastry passion. These soft accents make a sweet statement in any kitchen or lounge.
Pastry Provocateur Prints
Transform their space with prints that celebrate their pastry creativity and provocative humor. Clever and charming decor for any baking enthusiast.
Pastry Provocateur T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the pastry provocateur—wear their wit and love for pastries proudly and add a fun, provocative twist to their casual wardrobe.