Peanut Provocateur Gifts

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Staff Notice Board - "It says here that small children can choke on peanuts...interesting."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'We need more cake shows!'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Think Small.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'