Peanut Pro Gifts

'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Jelly I.V.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Think Small.

"Keep it open."