Peanut Appreciator Gifts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Think Small.

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"Keep it open."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'