Peanut Critic Gifts

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."