Peanut Critic Mugs

The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.