Peanut Lover With Irony Mugs

"Oh my, what a beautiful ring. But, I just found out that I have peanut allergy. So, I just can't marry someone who is literally toxic."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

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"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!