Peanut Lover With Irony Pillows

"Oh my, what a beautiful ring. But, I just found out that I have peanut allergy. So, I just can't marry someone who is literally toxic."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

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"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."