Peanut Enthusiast Mugs

No Peanut Zone.

Recipe: Personal Peanut Butter

'Why on earth would anyone want to butter a peanut?'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Come here often?"

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Free Range Elephant

"The ingredients list says it may contain peanuts."

"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"

"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"

'Don't ask me where he gets the money, but he's one of my best customers.'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

'They found twelve, types of peanut in my urine.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Central office? There's a tour group here I don't like the looks of.'

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

'Most people count sheep. He counts peanuts.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'This always happens with the last peanut. You'd think they'd remember.'

Trying to help Bud diet, his wife became expert at hiding the peanuts.

Table Of The Elephants

"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'