Peanut Poet Gifts

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Pet Cemetery.

Valentines for Things

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Think Small.

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'