Peanut Poet Pillows

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Pet Cemetery.

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Valentines for Things

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Mr. Peanut sauced.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"