Peanut Humorist Gifts

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Conference Pears

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Think Small.

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

Banana Ballet

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.