Peanut Humorist Gifts

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Conference Pears

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"No religious nuts!"

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

Think Small.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Banana Ballet

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.