Peanut Appreciator T-Shirts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Think Small.

"Keep it open."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"