Chocolate Skeptic T-Shirts

'This ice cream tastes like *@#!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"