Chocolate Skeptic Prints

'This ice cream tastes like *@#!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."