Candy Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"It's marzipan pigs."

Easter Bunny!

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.

"He used to be a lot of fun. Now, it's in name only."