Candy Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Easter Bunny!

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Call it Tough Love.

Pick Me Ups.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"