"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
Cookie Philosopher Gifts
Celebrate the introspective snack lover with our cookie philosopher collection. Perfect for those who view cookies as more than just treats but as moments of reflection and inspiration. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find a gift that captures their sweet, contemplative spirit.
Madam Zola - 2nd opinions on fortune cookies
One smart cookie
Fortune Cookies
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"Roadkill cookies"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
Cookie Surveillance
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'
Cookie Philosopher Gifts Collection
Cookie Philosopher Mugs
Explore our full range of cookie philosopher mugs—where humor meets reflection in every sip.
Cookie Philosopher Pillows
Get cozy with our cookie philosopher pillows—combining comfort and clever design for a thoughtful touch.
Cookie Philosopher Prints
Brighten their space with our inspiring cookie philosopher prints—ideal for a creative and contemplative atmosphere.
Cookie Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover our collection of cookie philosopher t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for everyday wear.