Cookie Philosopher Gifts

Celebrate the introspective snack lover with our cookie philosopher collection. Perfect for those who view cookies as more than just treats but as moments of reflection and inspiration. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find a gift that captures their sweet, contemplative spirit.

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"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."

"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie." mockup

"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."

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Madam Zola - 2nd opinions on fortune cookies

Madam Zola - 2nd opinions on fortune cookies mockup

Madam Zola - 2nd opinions on fortune cookies

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One smart cookie

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Fortune Cookies

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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water." mockup

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster" mockup

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

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"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies." mockup

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

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'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.' mockup

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

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"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!" mockup

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

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Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using? mockup

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

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'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.' mockup

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

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"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana." mockup

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

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'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.' mockup

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

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"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk." mockup

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

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'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...' mockup

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

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"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working." mockup

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

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The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

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Miracle Mom #5,293

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"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'" mockup

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

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Cookie Surveillance

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Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines. mockup

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

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' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.' mockup

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

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"Roadkill cookies"

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"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all." mockup

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

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'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.' mockup

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

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"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies." mockup

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

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'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies mockup

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

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Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap! mockup

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

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"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay." mockup

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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The Cricketer and the Golfer

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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Cookie Philosopher Gifts Collection

Cookie Philosopher Mugs

Explore our full range of cookie philosopher mugs—where humor meets reflection in every sip.

Cookie Philosopher Pillows

Get cozy with our cookie philosopher pillows—combining comfort and clever design for a thoughtful touch.

Cookie Philosopher Prints

Brighten their space with our inspiring cookie philosopher prints—ideal for a creative and contemplative atmosphere.

Cookie Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our collection of cookie philosopher t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for everyday wear.