Jane Chastain
Quirky Cookie Critic Gifts
Searching for something special for the quirky cookie critic? Our collection features witty and fun items that highlight their love for cookies and their unique personality. Perfect for bakers, snackers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their treats. From humorous mugs to cheeky prints, find a gift that celebrates their sweet and sassy side. These thoughtfully designed, fun products are sure to bring smiles and giggles to any cookie enthusiast.
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
"Roadkill cookies"
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."
"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"
If you give a mouse a french cookie
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'
"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."
"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
"The cookies are always stale."
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
Quirky Cookie Critic Gifts Collection
Quirky Cookie Critic Mugs
Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for the quirky cookie critic. Brighten their mornings with designs that make every coffee break delightful.
Quirky Cookie Critic Pillows
Shop our quirky, humor-filled pillows designed for cookie enthusiasts. Add personality and comfort to their favourite space.
Quirky Cookie Critic Prints
Browse our amusing prints crafted for cookie lovers and critics alike. Perfect for decorating kitchens or snack areas with a touch of humor.
Quirky Cookie Critic T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts that celebrate the cookie critic's love of treats and humor. Find a design that suits their playful personality.