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Cookie Critics Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who adores cookies and has a critical eye? Our selection offers humorous and charming items that toast their love of baking, tasting, and critiquing. Whether they enjoy a good cookie review or simply love indulging in sweet treats, these products bring together humor, personality, and a dash of sweetness. Find the perfect gift to make their cookie critiques even more amusing!
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
Cookie Surveillance
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"Roadkill cookies"
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
If you give a mouse a french cookie
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'
"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."
"The cookies are always stale."
M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.
"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."
(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
Cookie Critics Gifts Collection
Cookie Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of mug designs perfect for cookie critics — start your mornings with humor and caffeine in style.
Cookie Critics Pillows
Find pillows that showcase their love for cookies and their sharp critique, adding fun to their favorite lounging spots.
Cookie Critics Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that celebrate the cookie critic in your life — fun, quirky, and full of character.
Cookie Critics T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that perfectly match a cookie critic's personality — casual, fun, and full of personality.