Ed had always despised fortune cookies.
Fortune Cookie Skeptics Gifts
Looking for a clever way to celebrate the skeptical types who question everything, including fortune cookies? Our unique collection of gifts taps into their witty, witty skepticism with humorous designs that are sure to make them smile. Perfect for those who love a laugh at life's mysteries, these items blend humor with personality, making them ideal for any occasion. Show your appreciation for their skepticism with a touch of fun and a dash of irony.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'
Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
Chinese Novel Cookie
'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'
'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''
"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."
'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'
The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'
'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
Misfortune cookies
'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''
"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"
Change in imminent
Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'
'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''
"Is this a trick question?"
'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''
"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."
Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.
Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.
"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"
'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'
"I'm beginning to question your business decision-making, Perkins."
Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.
Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.
IBM sells personal computer business to China.
Fortune Cookie Skeptics Gifts Collection
Fortune Cookie Skeptics Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find humorous designs perfect for fortune cookie skeptics who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Fortune Cookie Skeptics Pillows
Brighten their home with pillows featuring funny, skeptical messages—great for anyone who loves to question and laugh.
Fortune Cookie Skeptics Prints
Decorate with humor—our prints celebrate skeptical wit with clever designs that add personality to any space.
Fortune Cookie Skeptics T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for skeptics with a witty edge—our collection offers humorous and stylish options that celebrate their skeptical spirit.