Fortune Cookie Skeptics T-Shirts

Looking for a gift that matches their skeptical style? Our t-shirts celebrate the witty doubt and humor that fortune cookie skeptics love to show off, with fun, eye-catching designs.

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Ed had always despised fortune cookies. mockup

Ed had always despised fortune cookies.

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,' mockup

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

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Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines. mockup

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

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'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

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Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery. mockup

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

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Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.' mockup

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

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'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!' mockup

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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Chinese Novel Cookie

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"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about." mockup

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

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'It says I forgot my wallet.'

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'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.'' mockup

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

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"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies." mockup

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

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Misfortune cookies

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'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.' mockup

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

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"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?" mockup

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

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'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.' mockup

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

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Change in imminent

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Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.' mockup

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

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"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..." mockup

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

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"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'" mockup

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

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'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.'' mockup

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

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'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!'' mockup

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

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"Is this a trick question?"

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'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.' mockup

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

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Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem. mockup

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

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"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

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Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.

Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip. mockup

Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.

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Fortune Cookie Skeptics T-Shirts Collection

Fortune Cookie Skeptics Mugs

Explore our mugs collection to find humorous designs perfect for fortune cookie skeptics who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Fortune Cookie Skeptics Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows featuring funny, skeptical messages—great for anyone who loves to question and laugh.

Fortune Cookie Skeptics Prints

Decorate with humor—our prints celebrate skeptical wit with clever designs that add personality to any space.