Fortune Cookie Skeptics Mugs

Ed had always despised fortune cookies.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

Misfortune cookies

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Change in imminent

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

"Is this a trick question?"

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

Waiter, I specifically requested a fortune cookie containing a stock tip.