Cookie-cutter Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cookie-cutter critic in your life? Celebrate their sharp wit and discerning eye with a thoughtful, humorous gift. Perfect for creatives who love a good laugh at their own critical spirit or for those who enjoy playful banter about art, design, or trends.

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"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..." mockup

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

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No-Work Orange

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread." mockup

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

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"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy." mockup

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

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"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!" mockup

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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"The cookies are always stale."

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"Med Brittle"

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"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ." mockup

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

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'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!' mockup

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

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'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.' mockup

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

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"I got horse dewormer..."

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"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation." mockup

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

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Candy Land for Adults

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"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection." mockup

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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Jane Chastain

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'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.' mockup

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

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'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.' mockup

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

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'These are Trans-Fat free, right?' mockup

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

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"Run! It's Armagluten!"

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"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

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'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.' mockup

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

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'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!' mockup

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

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Bar None

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"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp." mockup

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

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'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.' mockup

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

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'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.' mockup

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

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Fortune Cookies

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Cookie-cutter Critic Gifts Collection

Cookie-cutter Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the cookie-cutter critic’s witty personality—perfect for their morning brew.

Cookie-cutter Critic Pillows

Find playful pillows that humorously nod to their critical nature—great for brightening up any room.

Cookie-cutter Critic Prints

Browse prints designed for the cookie-cutter critic—funny, clever, and perfect for inspiring conversation.

Cookie-cutter Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their sharp sense of humor and critical eye—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.