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"I find things go around in cycles."

'Life is a vicious circle.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

La Tour 2007.

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Almost Your Time.

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

Hell's Ethics

'Good to see them getting behind the green message.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Wheelies Gang.

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Spawn.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Food Chain, Inc elevator: 'eat...eaten'.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'

"We'll be crossing the International Date Line so I'll see you when we land yesterday."

'If a share price should fall in the forest, would an environmentalist ever be able to hear it?'

"I've always been a legman myself."

Bike hire for scientists.

"Did you say these things come in cycles?"

"I'm telling you, that thing's a death trap."

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

"If you ask me, he has an overdeveloped sense of entitlement."