Time Philosopher Pillows

"What to Expect When You're Alive"

"Sometimes I worry about getting old."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Trash Time

Life Hourglass

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Fish in a bowl counting time.

'Have you got the time?'

'You've grown so old!'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

Assisted suicide.

'Half past zen.'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Can that be right?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Children's games and technology

Childhood Screen Addict

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"You seem very remote."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"Ramses II was here."

'Time? Time's relative.'

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."