Time Theorist Pillows

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

'Time? Time's relative.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Can that be right?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"You're late."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Ramses II was here."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Did you try rebooting?'

Almost Your Time.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'Half past zen.'

'faster!'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Have you got the time?'

Assisted suicide.

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

Man Angry at Clock

"Later"

Trash Time

Fish in a bowl counting time.