Time Warp Theorist Pillows

City Bank. Time & Temperature. 83306PM'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Dr. Roo.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Jason and the Aga notes,

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Can that be right?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Boss

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

Owl Through Time

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The Tardis Shed

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"I'm on the haywain."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Dali Clock

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