Time Traveler In Theory Pillows

Jason and the Aga notes,

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Sundial Time

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Dr. Roo.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."