Time Transition Theorist Pillows

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Can that be right?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Ramses II was here."

'Time? Time's relative.'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Did you try rebooting?'

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'faster!'

'Half past zen.'

'Have you got the time?'

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

Assisted suicide.

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

Man Angry at Clock

Fish in a bowl counting time.

'Unfortunately, the aliens who abducted Leon had a 'Catch and Release' program.'