Time Warp Theorist T-Shirts

Express their passion for time warp theories with our playful t-shirts, crafted for those who love to wear their curiosity and humor on their sleeve. Perfect for casual outings or science meetups.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup

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