Tempo Enthusiast Gifts

The Beat

"Just be yourself."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Theatre Crowd

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

Trapeze Artists

Spiv

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Valentine's Day

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Crossing the thin line into show business

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'