Me Time Enthusiasts Gifts

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Can that be right?"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Clock watcher

Sliding Down the Banister

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Mom, are we there yet?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Your workaholism is hurting this family."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Best Grandma in Richmond!

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Really Muriel, must we go through this every time I work late at the office?"

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '